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As she listened to her best mate telling her about her great new job and fantastic new boyfriend, Jackie acted like she gave a shit!Judy liked to savour that unmistakably salty tang ....
DAVE!!

Men! You wait all day for them to phone, then they call right in the middle of your favourite soap....AND REMEMBER MRS JONES, A TEASPOON OF THIS IN HIS COCOA BEFORE RETIRING AND I GUARANTEE HE'LL BE BANGING AWAY LIKE A SHITHOUSE DOOR IN A GALE, ALL NIGHT LONG
The News - Lock up yer Sons - BirthdayJAYNE ENJOYED DATING A POP STAR  BUT CONSTANT REFERENCES TO HIS 12'' IN THE NO. 2 SLOT LED HER TO BE CAUTIOUS
So many men, so many reasons to sleep aloneApplying techniques learned from illicit internet sites Vera was attempting to construct a quadruple chocolate chip cookie
CHOCOHOLIC MONTHLY - The magazine that won't melt in your handSuzi tried to re-kindle her modelling career but sadly, in the intervening years, everything had gone a bit pear-shaped...
Oh yes, I would be absolutely delighted to take you for a meal           

He sounds gorgeous       

GERALDINE'S DATING AGENCY LOOKED PROMISING.The Pump Man
'Thank God for women doctors!' thought Dot.  'Who else would prescribe a tub of chocolate ice cream and a couple of days in bed with a man of your choice!'Weary businessmen could always rely on Sharon and Samantha to lighten their load.
There were times when Dot didn't mind Gavin looking at other women.HELEN'S GIN AND TONIC DIET WAS SORT OF GOING WELL...  SHE'D LOST TWO DAYS.
BETTY STARTED TO REALISE WHY MEN COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WOMENYou're not alone honey.  My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships
SHOW ME YOUR DICK

I'M DICK

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY MAXINE!Three days, no sign of home and John still wouldn't admit her was lost.
VAGUENot to be outdone by Terry ordering a 'Slow Screw Between The Sheets,' Dot ordered a 'Slow Screw Between The Sheets With Two Complete Strangers Wearing Rubber.'
TANYA DECIDED TO TAKE HER 30TH BIRTHDAY WITH A PINCH OF SALT ... 2 LEMONS AND 14 TEQUILA SLAMMERS.You know what style is!  You know how to dress! Daisy you should know... thongs aren't for everyone!
The NEWS - SCANDAL!They knew exactly what to wear to keep the blokes away on a girl's night out.
You'll Always be my  best friend... You know too much!GERALDINE EXPLAINS TO KYLIE WHAT MEN ARE LIKE.
Can I phone a friend? Mel watched too much tellyMandy, do you think they make my bum look big?
SARAH WOULD NEVER CALL THE PARK KEEPER A "MISERABLE OLD GIT" AGAINThe News - Birthday Girl Power - Birthday Card
Jetsetter - Private Yacht - Make your own coverVAGUE
Once Maureen discovered the vibrate feature on her mobile phone she started to text herself a hundred times a day!VAGUE

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