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Happy 50th! Wine is the oil that greases the engine of the soul.It wasn't until they left the party that the girls realised just how drunk they really were.
After Dad was told there was a special Birthday message for him on the radio, he listened for 5 hours non-stop, without hearing a thing... then suddenly spotted the envelope.Happy 18th Birthday... is the world ready for you?
Lou I'm sorry I couldn't get you a birthday cake...  will a couple of nice buns do?18 Today Legal at last!
It's your Birthday Johnny!After Mum was told there was a special Birthday message for her on the radio, she listened for five hours non stop, without hearing a thing.... then suddenly spotted the envelope.
21 Today and knowing how much you love a good on your birthday... ...is one barrel enoughEven after twelve double vodkas, she was still able to retain her usual ladylike dignity, poise and elegance.
Sometimes and especially on your birthday bubblesr you just have to tell yourself 'sod the teabags'Laughter lines? What the hell had been that funny?!
Its your Birthday Bubbles!  They tried thier best not to look surprised when they found out old you are !!!30 today... so it's girls out on the town for a quiet celebration?
Now 30 and desperate to keep her ideal weight, Anna seriously considered shaving off her eyebrows!Happy 21st! one needs to take life with a pinch of salt. then throw the salt away and have a massive chocolate mousse.
you're 50... I'm lost for wordsFor your 30th birthday I was going to get you an enormous present..  But it back fired at the last moment!
Inside every thirty year old id an eighteen year old asking, 'what happened?' - Ann LandersOn your 30th Birthday remember that the secrets to a good life are: early nights, good food, exercise, and clean living, but...
Have fun on your 30th Birthday Pete... just go easy on the TequilaHow old Tim? ...wow that's old!
Happy 18th Birthday, you fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic person!"I'm 30, of course I've matured!" said Pete, switching off his Blue Peter lamp
don't cry you're only 50!Now she'd turned 40 Janet couldn't wait to jump out of bed and celebrate that her life was only now beginning!
Turning 40, I can say my school days were the happiest days of my life; which gives you some idea of the misery I've endured over the past 25 years - Paul Merton30 Today hope it feels good
Mary, you are now officially old enough for a blue rinse40 today tired of birthdays...? no wonder, you've had a heck of a lot
60 Today... still looking good70th birthday...still wearing well
To a wonderful DAD - no-one could fill your bootsAbracadrba 40 years...
Dad celebrated his 45th Birthday with a few beers in much the same way as he celebrated Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays.....To a GRANDAD who loves the daily chores... but prefers not to be there when they happen
90 Today... still young at heartHappy 60th Birthday!

See Dad, this is how easy it is to get beer out of the fridge all by yourself!
Your 70th birthday... coming ready or not!We're getting older but our minds haven't been affected at all!... I know isn't it fantastic!?
Go on stick your neck out Joe....  and admit just how old you are!Being 70 isn't old....  you just need the odd push now and then
Will you respect me in the morning Harry?  Respect you.... I'll be lucky if I remember you in the morning.30 Today and time to learn the secret of eternal youth
Dad, it's not the years in your life but the life in your years

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