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The apple was really cool with his new pPodEveryone was agog when the Asparagus sisters got their tips out for the lads...
Eddie's wife became the latest victim of FPT (Flat Pack Trauma)The Quince and his date were hounded relentlessly by the pepperazzi...
The onion got so drunk that he chucked up his ring...Kevin had spent the entire day downloading corn on the internet
Nothing annoyed Mr Couch Potato more than his wife talking during the football...This was not what Ben had in mind when he'd been invited to join a foursome... and he was about to get seriously teed off
The Greens really weren't living up to their name when they bought another 4x4The best thing about Eddie's new job was the huge celery
Jeremy preferred his GM Courgette rater than the Alfalfa GT or the Lettuce Elise...The prop forward was somewhat surprised by the Kiwi hooker's tackle
The carrots had a pea up against the wall...The peas suddenly realised the promised package trip to Iceland was a con
Suzi tried to re-kindle her modelling career but sadly, in the intervening years, everything had gone a bit pear-shaped...Alarm bells should have rang when William was offered a free outdoor activity day with no strings attached...
The Conference Pears made many fruitless attempts to send and recieve e-mails on their new Blackberries...Only when Barry got it home did he realise he'd bought a real lemon
After a brief struggle the Couch Potatoes' widescreen TV was re-possessed by the bayleaf...Tom swam for his life... but the currants were too strong for him
When Arthur Cucumber played football with his brother, it was a game of two halvesThe Pretentious Pois were not surprised when the pineaplle slice suspended in formaldehyde won the coveted Turnip Prize
Mary didn't scrub up too bad for an old potatoEddie's boss liked to motivate his staff...using the carrot and stick approach
It was quite obvious to everyone at the dinner that... Miss Peachy had just blown a very big raspberryEddie went to the dentist and unfortunately had to have three fillings
The pumpkin was gutted when he was chosen to front up the celebrations at Halloween...The vegetarian could never understand why, no matter how much he chewed, the sweetcorn always came out whole.
The walnut wasn't sure whether it was just a splitting headache or something a little more seriousThe Boss walked into the meeting room and reiterated that BUDGETS must be slashed
The plumber was called in when they found a really bad leek in the bathroom.There was no doubt about it... they were now looking for a cereal killer...
Eddie went out one night and got really hammeredThe Blind Dates waited for hours not realising the other had also turned up early

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