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P45 Spoof cardRoger was one of that breed for whom the thrill of commuting never really wears off.
"Jenkins, that's the last time I make a personal call on company time."I would like you all to think of me as one of the guys.
The new IT directoe had a massive chip on her shoulder...Office Party Invitation
Spoof Review of StaffThe management team had a productive "blue sky" day...and some of them started to really sush the envelope
Timpson was inconsolable when he was given his official leaving date...The Conference Pears absoloutely hated it when they had visitors from the group holding company...
Office TrampWanted Poster for Crimes in the Work Place
"Norman Spokes.  Age 40. Must try harder"...  If God gave end-of-term reports.After three years at college, Bob finally landed himself a plum marketing job...
It looked like Roger may have over-estimated the strength of his bargaining position on this one.The Conference Pears made many fruitless attempts to send and recieve e-mails on their new Blackberries...
Harold's guide on how to survive a day at the officeThompson was given a verbal warning about his thyme management...
Pearson got the feeling his appraisal hadn't gone quite as well as he'd hoped...Work Appraisal Report - Sorry You're Leaving Spoof Card
Eddie's boss liked to motivate his staff...using the carrot and stick approachI COULD WORK FASTER BUT WHY RISK CHIPPING A NAIL
The product development team agreed, Johnson's proposed "Webbed Foot in Batter Ready Meal" was a bit of dead duck...Clive sensed that the interview was slipping away from him.
Frank didn't mind going to work it wa the staying there that pissed him offThe Boss walked into the meeting room and reiterated that BUDGETS must be slashed
So Bella your skills are clothes shopping, idle gossip and filing your nails. . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . when can you start?Sheep, I know you're struggling with modern technology, but... have you considered why its called a laptop?
Yes Mr. Collins is in... or you could talk to me and get the job done properlyWHENEVER HE WORKED ON A VICE CASE, DICK FELT AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO PLAY WITH HIMSELF
This wasn't the first time that Norman had misjudged his interview-wear.The worst thing about being married to a civil servant is the paperwork, thought Ida, as she filled out another Marmalade Requisition Form.
Dear Mr. Jones

After reviewing your records, we find that you owe us nothing and that due to an error, we will be returning everything you've paid over the last 10 years, plus intThe HR director reassured the meeting that any job losses would be as a result of natural wastage...
Women who seek to be the equal of men... truly lack ambition!It really was taking longer than expected to decide which pen to have for the conference...
The CEO's PA finally found a free date in his diary...Spoof Work Questionnaire Form
The CEO's new marketing plan had nightmare written all over it...It was a hard day at the office, the computers went down and Mavis had to learn how to think again.
John knew nothing about farming, the sea or heavy industry but he was an expert wanker so he went into politics."I'm starting to get the impression you're not happy here, Jones."
Spoof Blind Date for Office BirthdayReal Women Don't Have Hot Flushes.... We have Power Surges
Certificate - Office Birthday.
Text on gold seal - 'Star employee'."Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support."
Every morning Bella practiced the 'Boss turns his back after telling her off' faceAfter a weekend of team building, the accounts department had bonded
Work getting on top of you Daisy?  Just break it down into bite size chunks and it becomes do-able....  Yep, that should do it...What computers think of us Happy Birthday Harold
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Working from home helped Bella focus on thWork is the curse of the drinking classes
Vera swore that it was only her Motivation helmet that got her through Monday mornings.When Bills screen froze, the manual told him to re-boot the computer... So he kicked it again! Good luck
Lazy cow - always gets me to do all the work!Ofcourse I like runnig Smith & Co being my own Boss and working From Home I've Just suspended myself with full pay
And what exactly were you and Mr Wilmot doing in the lift miss Penley.Tonights talk from Jay Jetley is titled 'How computers have made life easier' so lets settle in for an evening of utter bullshit.
Glenda had licked so many her tongue felt funny.... but enough about men, she'd run out of stampsHi there, Bella here, I'm going to be in late, the man's come to clean my curtains
Computer Error MessageYOU DON'T TAKE THIS JOB VERY SERIOUSLY DO YOU DOBKINS!
Milestones in Corporate Development: The introduction of hot-tub workstations"I ADMIRE HOW QUICKLY GEORGE SWITCHES OFF AFTER WORK"
Dave couldn't wait to dial the hot housewive's sex chat line and make full use of the hands free facility.Occasionally, when Dot called at Gavin's office, she had to remind his secretary who was "No.1 Woman" in his life.
LUCY'S BOSS THOUGHT THAT A WOMAN'S PLACE WAS IN THE HOME. SO SHE TOOK UP NEEDLEWORK"Hello Bella, I'm on the mobile, I'll be home in about an hour"
How to survive a day at the office: Download a beach off the webAs time passed Dot became quite adept at juggling work and homelife.
The mysterious popularity of the office hot drinks machine explainedBreakthroughs in Technology: The ability to download red wine off the web
Well-timed release of the chocolate mousse valve does wonders for office moraleSecrets behind computer support
After Dot got home from work, picked up the kids from school, gave them tea, tidied the house, vacuumed the garden and polished the hamster, she could relax with her book: 'How The Modern WomEffectively dealing with paperwork
Occasionally, difficult customers require decisive actionHe knew he was in serious trouble when the big cheese arrived!
The Executive ToyboyThe truth was that he'd received an email with a fart attachment, but no one believed him
STANLEY WAS DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED WHEN, HIGH IN THE TIBETAN MOUNTAINS, HE FINALLY FOUND HIS TRUE SELF.Norman found business was slow
Supply exceeds demand when the cheesecake machine gets jammed in the 'ON' postionObssessive checking of email can be dangerous
Where computer viruses come fromSEE IF YOUR COMPUTER'S GOT ONE THOSE VIRUSES, ERIC!

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"I'll be with you in a moment, Mrs Harris ..."  Dr Boffhausen was breaking new ground with his work on phobias.

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