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Roger was one of that breed for whom the thrill of commuting never really wears off.BEER - The magazine for the serious beer drinker
WHAT A STUNNER! The NewsBoot - The magazine for those that like a kickabout
The new IT directoe had a massive chip on her shoulder...Nora says I'm supposed to lay this down for a while - But I think I'll drink it... then I'll lay down for a while
WITH FRIENDS ON HER BIRTHDAY, HELEN FELT A GREAT SENSE OF INNER PEACE AND CALM... YEP SHE WAS SHITFACED AGAIN!The Dangers of the Internet .... Colin only logged on to check his email.  4 hours later, he had bought a C-reg Vauxhall Astra and married a 17-year-old Texan.
Mike's new Anti-theft DeviceThe management team had a productive "blue sky" day...and some of them started to really sush the envelope
Internet Anarchy - Vera got a strange thrill from loading up her shopping basket with Barbara Cartland novels and then abandoning them in the Gardening sectionThe News - Lock up yer Sons - Birthday
The Conference Pears absoloutely hated it when they had visitors from the group holding company...Wanted Poster for Crimes in the Work Place
Even after twelve double vodkas, she was still able to retain her usual ladylike dignity, poise and elegance.After three years at college, Bob finally landed himself a plum marketing job...
It looked like Roger may have over-estimated the strength of his bargaining position on this one.On Your BIKE - The magazine for those who like a good ride
The Conference Pears made many fruitless attempts to send and recieve e-mails on their new Blackberries...Dot only went to the shops for a bar of chocolate.  But on the way home she saw a dress that would go with it...
Thompson was given a verbal warning about his thyme management...AN AMUSING LITTLE WINE MR. JEFFRIES, TWO GLASSES AND YOU'LL BE ABSOLUTELY SHITFACED.
Dave wondered if the matching socks were a mistakeWINO weekly - The magazine with a lot of bottle
Eddie's boss liked to motivate his staff...using the carrot and stick approachIts fantastic I can find out the EXACT weather outside this EXACT house at this EXACT moment - all on the internet!
BREAKING NEWS!HELEN'S GIN AND TONIC DIET WAS SORT OF GOING WELL...  SHE'D LOST TWO DAYS.
The product development team agreed, Johnson's proposed "Webbed Foot in Batter Ready Meal" was a bit of dead duck...Suddenly Bella's worries about the ozone layer, plight of the blue whale and world peace paled into insignificance
It was the perfect bar; not only did it get her drunk but it lifted her off the floor and drove her homeFrank didn't mind going to work it wa the staying there that pissed him off
The Boss walked into the meeting room and reiterated that BUDGETS must be slashedBella was not impressed when the dog logged on to her computer
Many years ago, the youth fairy flew into your bedroom, landed on your pillow and, waving her wand, said "This child shall forever be young!".... but you rolled over and squashed her and now look what's happened!The News - Beer We Go! - Birthday
"I'm 30, of course I've matured!" said Pete, switching off his Blue Peter lampYes Mr. Collins is in... or you could talk to me and get the job done properly
DOROTHY WAS PROMPTLY SACKED FROM THE SPERM BANK FOR DRINKING ON THE JOBWHENEVER HE WORKED ON A VICE CASE, DICK FELT AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO PLAY WITH HIMSELF
TANYA DECIDED TO TAKE HER 30TH BIRTHDAY WITH A PINCH OF SALT ... 2 LEMONS AND 14 TEQUILA SLAMMERS.Identity Card - Female Birthday
Ever the optimist, Norman handed the barber his Tom Cruise cutting.The News: WORLD EXCLUSIVE
OI! Photo Upload - Blank cardThe NEWS - SCANDAL!
The HR director reassured the meeting that any job losses would be as a result of natural wastage...It really was taking longer than expected to decide which pen to have for the conference...
The CEO's PA finally found a free date in his diary...The CEO's new marketing plan had nightmare written all over it...
The boys always knew they were in for a treat when Suzy got out her bongos.Tommy had a feeling...   ...that his brother should cut down on the frosties.
Spoof Blind Date for Office BirthdayCertificate - Office Birthday.
Text on gold seal - 'Star employee'.
"My toiletries shelf broke" said Vera.You've been staring at that carton of orange for half an hour.  What's the problem?  Ssssh, it say concentrate.
After several glasses of wine, Lily and Joy did their best not to look too tartyYES, HELEN CERTAINLY WAS ALL WOMAN - STRONG YET STILL SENSITIVE, ASSERTIVE YET STILL CARING, POWERFUL YET STILL FRAGILE ... ... PISSED YET STILL STANDING!
Dog Obedience SchoolI love these par fives... Golfer's Heaven
Geraldine tried hard to imagine living with imperfection ... but she couldn'tComputer Error Message
Vera swore that it was only her Motivation helmet that got her through Monday mornings.It was the oldest interrogation technique in the book - PC Granger acting tough, PC Purkiss wearing tight leather shorts and flirting outrageously.
Gwenda tries to add a Cream cakes section to her personal organiser.I SAID 'HOLD MY CALLS' 
MRS PEMBERTON!
An administrative error at the British Open paired Colin Montgomerie with 'Tigger'

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