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War, huh, what is it good for?  A. Revenge B. Political Control C. Absolutely nothin' D. Oil....... "No, I don't want to ask the audience.."Now Isabel had turned 21 it was amazing how cool and sophisticated she felt... especially after 10 large vodkas!
BEER - The magazine for the serious beer drinkerLife is really just a journey between offices isn't it?
WHAT A STUNNER! The NewsBoot - The magazine for those that like a kickabout
The new IT directoe had a massive chip on her shoulder...The Dangers of the Internet .... Colin only logged on to check his email.  4 hours later, he had bought a C-reg Vauxhall Astra and married a 17-year-old Texan.
The management team had a productive "blue sky" day...and some of them started to really sush the envelopeInternet Anarchy - Vera got a strange thrill from loading up her shopping basket with Barbara Cartland novels and then abandoning them in the Gardening section
The News - Lock up yer Sons - BirthdayThe Conference Pears absoloutely hated it when they had visitors from the group holding company...
Even after twelve double vodkas, she was still able to retain her usual ladylike dignity, poise and elegance.After three years at college, Bob finally landed himself a plum marketing job...
A VILLAGE IN TEXAS HAS LOST ITS IDIOTOn Your BIKE - The magazine for those who like a good ride
Dot only went to the shops for a bar of chocolate.  But on the way home she saw a dress that would go with it...Laughter lines? What the hell had been that funny?!
Happy Birthday you fantastic old bastardDave wondered if the matching socks were a mistake
WINO weekly - The magazine with a lot of bottleDeep deep inside the brain of every woman is a small bungalow in which lives a little lady who is totally obsessed with shoes
Eddie's boss liked to motivate his staff...using the carrot and stick approachIts fantastic I can find out the EXACT weather outside this EXACT house at this EXACT moment - all on the internet!
BREAKING NEWS!I COULD WORK FASTER BUT WHY RISK CHIPPING A NAIL
HELEN'S GIN AND TONIC DIET WAS SORT OF GOING WELL...  SHE'D LOST TWO DAYS.Frank didn't mind going to work it wa the staying there that pissed him off
Bella was not impressed when the dog logged on to her computerThe News - Beer We Go! - Birthday
"I'm 30, of course I've matured!" said Pete, switching off his Blue Peter lampAfter the police sent him a photo of his car speeding Ron sent them a photo of a cheque
Yes Mr. Collins is in... or you could talk to me and get the job done properlyDOROTHY WAS PROMPTLY SACKED FROM THE SPERM BANK FOR DRINKING ON THE JOB
WHENEVER HE WORKED ON A VICE CASE, DICK FELT AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO PLAY WITH HIMSELFIdentity Card - Female Birthday
Ever the optimist, Norman handed the barber his Tom Cruise cutting.The News: WORLD EXCLUSIVE
PENELOPE WAS A GREAT BELIEVER IN THE POWER OF PRAYEROI! Photo Upload - Blank card
The NEWS - SCANDAL!It really was taking longer than expected to decide which pen to have for the conference...
The CEO's new marketing plan had nightmare written all over it...Life is short... eat as much as you can
God decided to create just one more thing before his day of rest."My toiletries shelf broke" said Vera.
Once Maureen discovered the vibrate feature on her mobile phone she started to text herself a hundred times a day!You've been staring at that carton of orange for half an hour.  What's the problem?  Ssssh, it say concentrate.
Dog Obedience SchoolI love these par fives... Golfer's Heaven
Blah blah Shoes blah blah di blah Lets do lunch Darling, I need a new outfit blah blah di blah blah bla bla blah blah di blah blah               

Working from home helped Bella focus on thIt was the oldest interrogation technique in the book - PC Granger acting tough, PC Purkiss wearing tight leather shorts and flirting outrageously.
Gwenda tries to add a Cream cakes section to her personal organiser.I SAID 'HOLD MY CALLS' 
MRS PEMBERTON!
The Conference Pears made many fruitless attempts to send and recieve e-mails on their new Blackberries...

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