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AT LEAST DAD WAS A WINNER AT SOMETHINGAFTER CONCERNS ABOUT HIS BOOZING, GEOFF PROMISED HIS WIFE HE'D STICK TO ONE DRINK PER EVENING
ITS MOUTH WAS THIS WIDE

DAD'S FISHING STORY WAS A BIT MORE BELIEVABLE THAN MOSTMY OLD EYES AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE JOHN-DID YOU SEE WHERE MY BALL WENT?
Happy Father's DayNo mate, just swap shirts!!!
Every year, around June, Dad would hold a barbeque for his friends.I guess this means you don't want to mow the lawn either.
For his approach to the 18th, Norman's trouser caddy was suggesting a particularly vivid tangerine checkmy Dad Mark... 
is so amazing... if her wanted to he could win The World Cup... 
or the Grand Prix... or Wimbledon... or a Nobel Prize... 
But instead... 
he chose to win the Falling Asleep on the Sofa World Championships 
which is why we love him so much!
Dad had started in a small way, buggering up the banisters. Later in life he would go on to burn rainforests and destroy whole continents.Happy Father's Day, Dad I look up to you...
The Case for Alcohol....... "I'm a love machine"  Happy Father's DayDAD! Instead of buying a boring Father's Day present I put £20 on a HORSE for you that came in at 20 to 1!  Unfortunately the rest of field came in at 12.35!
happy father's day, dad. you are the best. 
p.s. can you buy me an apartment and also i need a new car."How many times do I have to tell you Ranji, not to jump up and down on your bed?"
DAD WASN'T GOING TO LET FATHER'S DAY INTERFERE WITH HIS SUNDAY LIE-IN20 PINTS A NIGHT HAD GIVEN DAD A BODY TO BE PROUD OF
HELLO MUM! DAD SAYS DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD VEGETARIAN RECIPES?NORA SAYS I'M SUPPOSED TO LAY THIS DOWN FOR A WHILE BUT I THINK I'LL DRINK IT THEN I'LL LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE
While Mum did the dishes, Dad usually dried up.Jack's: Clubs Straightened, Balls Retrieved
GREAT MEN OF OUR TIME Barack Obama Steve Davies Happy Father's day Dad!It seemed perfectly fair to Mum. She would make the sandwiches and Dad would make the beach hut
Happy Father's Day. Dad I want to follow in your footsteps...The Dangers of the Internet

Dad only logged on to check his email.  4 hours later he had bought a C-reg Vauxhall Astra and married a 17 year old Texan
DAD! I know how much you like fishing and I did get you a FATHER'S DAY present...  ...it was THIS BIG but it got away!dad, for father's day i wanted to write you a poem bit i couldn't think of anything that rhymed with golf! 
happy father's day anyway!
Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose...  You have no idea who I am do you?'THANK HEAVENS YOUR PARENTING SKILLS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR GOLFING SKILLS', SIGHED PENELOPE
DAD I'VE FLOODED THE CARBURETTORAlthoughTarzan was raised in the wild by apes he was still British
TROUBLE IS JOHN, IF WE SINK THESE PUTTS - WHO'S GOING TO BEND DOWN TO GET THEM OUT?Lately, Dad  just seemed to be living his life in limbo.
What's the problem Greg? You knew I was a gun dog when you got meMark Edwards
The most AMAZING DAD! 
Happy Father's Day!
Happy Father's Day...  Dad I want to thank you for all the good advice you give me...Happy Father's Day ... What Dad will do to avoid fetching the ladder from the shed
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Whats that Frank? Its one of those new BALL CLEANERS... ...you'd think they'd have the decency to put a screen round it!david smith's answer to the universe lives in a bottle of fine red wine. 
happy father's day, dad.
Happy Father's DayDAD WATCHED HIS 'HOW TO GET IN SHAPE' DVD EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL.
HELLO MUM! DAD SAYS DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD VEGETARIAN RECIPES?Dad really enjoyed the odd pint every now and then.
For Dad there was no such thing as too many booksHappy Father's Day .... Dad was determined to master Stage 1 completely before moving on to a full sit-up
Dad! Out of two GOLFING CARDS I chose this one... ...well you always wanted a HOLE IN ONE!paul smith's two methods for dealing with housework: 
1. strategic incompetence. 
2. selective deafness. 
happy father's day dad!
Dad had the feeling that he had forgotten something.  Maybe he'd left his hat  at home.'DAD'S LATEST INVENTION WAS DESIGNED TO DO THE WORK OF TEN MEN'
Birdie. BaldyDad proved there was no such thing as too much red wine
Happy Father's Day  You could say what you liked about Dad but he certainly knew how to break the ice at parties.To Dad... Sometimes I made you cross, so much that you saw RED, I always knew the penalty, was being sent off to bed, but you came to my defence, whenever I played bad, you are the perfect referee, a forward thinking Dad, So have a ball and hit the bar, you've earned all the cheers, after all, us kids are like our teams...  You've supported us kids for years...
Vimrod Father's Day, Dad you always see the big picture DAD HAD ALWAYS ENJOYED A SPOT OF DIY
SON, I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ARSENAL KIT EVERY YEAR YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SUPPORT NEWCASTLE LIKE THE REST OF USA man's fridge is his kingdom...Happy Father's Day
Ever the optimist Dad handed the barber his Tom Cruise cuttingVimrod Happy Fathers Day
I GOT THIS ONE FOR WASHING THE CAR AND MOWING THE LAWN IN THE SAME DAY, EXPLAINED DADDAD CONSIDERED HIMSELF A D.I.Y MAN DISHY IN Y-FRONTS
And the winner of BEST DAD of 2009 is..... Martin Coleman! A wonderful choice! What a guy!Dad discovers a shampoo which gives his hair more body
Vimrod Happy Fathers DayDAD LIKED TO SPEND HIS WEEKENDS RELAXING ON THE GOLF COURSE
For Dad there was nothing like a spot of fishing...Happy Father's DayTENSE MOMENTS IN THE COMMUNAL BATH AS ROBERTS.THE SHORT SIGHTED LEFT WINGER, GOES DOWN FOR THE SOAP
Vimrod Happy Fathers DayMUM THOUGHT SHE COULD DETECT THE TELL TALE SIGNS OF A MID-LIFE CRISIS
Vimrod Happy Fathers DayFOR MANY YEARS DAD'S SECRET SUNDAY AFTERNOON NAPS WENT UNDETECTED
Happy father's day you fantastic old bastardDAD SPENT THE EVENING WORKING OUT HOW MUCH MONEY HE HAD SAVED BY DOING THE PLUMBING HIMSELF
Dads are the best (banks)DAD FOUND THAT BY USING AN INFLATABLE REPLICA HE COULD POP OUT TO THE PUB WITHOUT MUM NOTICING
Behind every great dad is a fart. Happy Father's DayMUM AND DAD MADE A GREAT TEAM
Who do you think you are, telling me what to do? My dad? uh, ok... sorryFROM TIME TO TIME DAD WOULD TAKE THE MORE ADVENTUROUS ROUTE TO THE NEWSAGENTS
if farting were taxed you'd be in serious trouble. Happy Father's DayDAD SPENT THE EVENING WORKING OUT HOW MUCH MONEY HE HAD SAVED BY DOING THE PLUMBING HIMSELF
My dad says: life is best lived horizontally. Happy Father's DayHappy Father's Day   Dad's present came from his favourite gentleman's boutique
The answer to the universe is .. BECAUSE. my dad said soHappy Father's Day   As Usual Fred and Derek spent the evening talking balls
A dad's body is built to mow lawns and to watch football. If there are no lawns to mow, it is fully within his rights to watch football ALL THE TIME. happy father's dayHappy Father's Day   For many years Dad's secret sunday afternoon naps went undetected
Happy Father's Day   Dad spent the evening working out how much money he had saved by doing the plumbing himselfDAD FOUND THAT BY USING AN INFLATABLE REPLICA HE COULD POP OUT TO THE PUB WITHOUT MUM NOTICING
Happy Father's Day  Mum thought she could detect the tell-tale signs of a mid-life crisisDAD HAD HIGH HOPES FOR ANTHONY

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