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Vintage Black and white photo of 3 girls on a rocket.
Hope your birthday is a blast!It's so exhausting being fabulous
Vintage Black and white photo of a man tipping his hat
Have a spiffing birthday old chap!Party ... Until he's cute
Vintage Black and white photo of a women sipping wine
Enjoy yourself- you deserve it!When you meet a man you have to ask yourself if he's worth shaving your legs for.
Vintage Black and white photo of women running in the sea
Throw caution to the wind on your birthday!My wife says I never listen to her... at least that's what I think she said.
Vintage Black and white photo of women playing instruments
Happy birthday and all that jazz!I miss my ex... but my aim is getting better
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fatteningInstant idiot!... just add alcohol  Happy Birthday Jackie
I'm not a Bitch... I'm THE BITCHHappy Birthday Emily...  So many men... so few who can afford me
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my Mother after all.Don't look for me in the kitchen... that's not where I cook!
Caffeine first, Darling...Then we'll pretend to listen to each otherWe can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.The best golfer has good drive and poor memory.
Remember the toes you step on today are attached to the butts you may have to kiss tomorrowMen are like coffee ... the best ones are rich warm and keep you up all night
John...  A dirty mind is a wonderful thing

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